A great shame has befallen the family..

My younger brother has been 'outed' as a Metrosexual. A regular commuter to London from middle England he can now be spotted wearing drain-pipe denim trousers (skinny jeans  I believe they are called) and pink polo shirts of an apparently superior brand. He always smells 'nice' according to my wife (ugh!) and now only drinks G&T when out - even with other chaps. Evidently flatulence caused by the intake of yeasty ale offends him. I read the 21st century definition (below) and it fits him to a tee..

metrosexual

mɛtrəˈsɛkʃuəl/

noun

informal

1. a heterosexual urban man who enjoys shopping, fashion, and similar interests traditionally associated with women or homosexual men.