Today I was curious about how cold it was outside and so I reached for the Met Office app. It stated -3 deg C which I though sounded reasonable as it was indeed a bit chilly. However it feels like -7 deg C.. apparently..
Eh? except no it bloody well doesn't! Not a breath of wind (not that I give a stuff about 'wind chill' anyway). This is just another fucking 21st century affectation devised by the over zealous media to dramatise what is a perfectly normal occurrence.
So unless you're following Shackleton's persistently piss-poor attempts to cross the Antarctic, who really cares anyway - it's hardly life or death in urban middle England. So stick your 'feels-like' right up your anti-cyclone you bunch of c*nts.
