Parents who call their son 'Finn' or 'Noah'

24 carat wankers, Not only that, late to the party wankers. They were pretentious, shit, names 10 years ago.

Leaf blowers and their owners

What the fuck is it in your pea-brained mind that make you think you're doing anything useful? Burning the worlds energy resources and pushing leaves to a different place two feet away. You utterly ridiculous clown.

Born to Run

Bruce Springsten shitehouse lousy record - can't abide the cunt, never made a proper rock record(ing).. ever.

Rebel Alliance

In George Lucas land a force of good against the evil Empire. In the current HoP a bunch of unrepresentative mis-fits united only in their desire to frustrate or deny the Brexit process. By removing 'No Deal'  HMG now enters EU negotiations with the same fortitude as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest.

Deal or No Deal Faff

The Brexit remain camp is now up in arms about some mystical 'Deal'.. you know the one that was widely discussed before the EU referendum.. Although, you know, actually it wasn't.

During my not inconsiderable ponderings on which way to cast my vote  there was never any discussion from either side a bout a trade 'deal'. I guess there was a presumption that some agreement would fall into place but the was never the thrust of any argument, and so I can only assume that most leave voters, like I, did so on the basis of 'no deal'.

So all this new 'told you so' bleating for the pro-Europeans is very much 'after the fact, wise after the event' rhetoric. Most leave voter knew in advance  not to expect much (or in fact less) , but were happy to shoulder any burden for the sake of 'freedom'. Make no mistake the (pseudo)outraged remainers are stoking fires now that will later burn them .

Peleton (Studio Cycling)

Just fuck off.

Tim Farron III

If he'd been born a girl he'd be just like that Swinson women.

Left Wing Academics

Ever wondered why most academics are left leaning Guardian types? Well here's why - they only ever need to be 'say-ers' and not 'do-ers' and can still enjoy a comfortable middle-class lifestyle. Sure there are exemptions* but for the most part they possess a kind of sneering intellectual superiority  that they believe will impress but only serves to irritate. Twats.

* not so much real world maths and science teachers however.

James Cracknell

Selfish arrogant twat, always wondered how his missus put up with him. Seems now she hasn't. Good for her.

CBI - Party central for EU supporters.

Captained by the erstwhile Carolyn Fairburn the CBI is a full-on EU remain campaigning organisations of that there can be no doubt.

Perhaps I was born a sceptic but why is it that most 'remainers' fit the profile of the so-called  'metropolitan elite'?  Bolly Bolsheviks and Guardian readers to a man (or women).. As for Fairburn I doubt the eventual outcome will affect her personal circumstance too much. Either way a retreat to her £500 a night boutique hotel in Provence will provide an antidote to all those horrid blue collar brexiteers. Failing that she can always tap up 'the old man' for a few million in spendies.

* From wikipedia- She is married to Peter Chittick, a Canadian, trained as a lawyer, and met Fairbairn when they were students at INSEAD.^[6] He is a multimillionaire property developer... and never done a proper days graft in his lfe (probably).

Grace Blakeley

This, left of centre, arm-waving journo-economist  is getting a lot of TV time at the moment. Is this due to her insightful and concise analysis of the economy as we conclude the Brexit negotiation or, as I suspect, that she's really rather foxy.

Grr, steady tiger!