Alcohol free Spirits..

 WTAF!

So, that's some sort of cordial then - and I will not be spending 10 quid on a bottle of it  you morons.

Sticks and stones..

 So far in the four years since separation, and most recently this week, I've accrued the followed insults from my estranged wife..

Vile, nasty, smelly, narcissistic, cunt, selfish, cunt (again) pathetic, spiteful, piece of shit. ..

There are doubtless several others and repeats I've forgotten mind you. In retaliation? 

Nothing, 

'cause sticks and stones can break my bones but names will never hurt me.