Car Company Adverts/Pronunciations

Pile o' pish - since when did Skoda bexcome 'Shhkodah' and Volvo got pronounced like part of a women's gentitalia? Pathetic graduate copywriting at its worst.

Eurovision Song Contest

An exhibition of  banal camp wokery. 

Support your local independent music venue.

Craft Beer..

 .. or over-hopped over-cold keg bitter.. In other words an astringent version of  Double Diamond.

Begone with you and your creator.

'Gaslighting'

 I don't know what it's supposed to mean* and I don't care. So guardian journos et al..,  just fuck off with your pompous pseudo-intellectual pop-psychology buzz words and talk English..

* unless igniting a camping stove or similar.

Food Delivery Apps

 Jeez, just when you though that the feckless youth couldn't  become more despicable you get to see them on countless TV Ads, depicted in their natural environment - lounging in front of a TV box-set demanding instant, artery-clogging takeaway food..

.. you know the 'App' charges up to 30% commission on that - cost of living crisis? what cost of living crisis??

20/10/24 - Update - I'm pleased to report a positive, unintended consequence of these loss-making enterprises  - they make great all-weather gear available a bargain prices on Ebay - fill you boots now before they all go bust!

People who name their vehicles ..

 .. or refer to them as 'she'.

FFS.