Camp Cars (aka Hairdressers Cars)

OK, well yes I know this is childish, and in fact some of these cars are acknowledged to be  real 'drivers cars' (whatever that is supposed to mean). However, pompous men (and women) who pansy about in gay cars looking to see who is looking at them really get my goat. Anyway here goes..

1) BMW Z3 - first equal
1) Mazda MX5 see above
3) VW Beetle (new version) covert or hardtop
4) Porsche Boxster - fourth equal
4) BMW Z4
6) Audi TT convertible/roadster
7) MINI convertible
8) Ford Street Ka
9) Mercedes SLK
10) Triumph Spitfire

Bonus 80s queer conveyance - Renault Fuego

A predominance of German, nay, reliable cars perhaps ?  Most definately, however that only goes to confirm my personal theory that the  above are for people who like to think that they like cars. For example you would rarely have to tinker with them and heaven forbid your ride would  ever break down. Without disrespect for hairdressers, male or female, most I have met would not relish the idea of  changing a wheel let alone an exhaust valve..

So in summary wanting to get into a pretty, reliable, sporty (but not exactly muscular) car should be a no-no
for any red-blooded male (unless of course you are a passenger to an attractive lady).

Coming soon - top ten 'Git cars'