Empty calories - WTF ?

Calories are a unit of energy - of if you prefer the ability to do work. Nothing 'empty' about them.  They come from food containing carbohydrates (sugars) and fats and they are pretty much essential to life, but need to be balanced (as any 10 year will tell you) with fibre, protein and vitamins/nutrients. Stuck on a mountainside and fading fast?  - best not have any of those evil 'empty calories' then, try one of those tasty sanatogen vitamin pills - should have you back on your feet in no time.

Your mother knows what's good for you - listen to her. Not some pop-scientist c*nt spouting utter drivel.

Hipsters

From Google: 'The hipster subculture is composed of affluent or middle class young Bohemians who reside primarily in gentrifying neighbourhoods.'

Or as you might know them - 'Twats with beards'.

 

Gregg Wallace

So what's with the Dame Edna glasses and the slap-head. Think you look cool or hard ? Take it from me it ain't working. Just because you once played rugby for Pinner 4th XV doesn't make you hard, nor does beating up old geysers in posh restaurants cos they 'looked at my bird' - twat.
Oh and what about those poor fuckers owed money from your failed restaurant businesses - ever spare a thought for them ? £650,000 wasn't it ? No, I thought not.

What's not to like ? You, you talentless, opportunist, serial wanker-bully that's what.

Oh yeah and Gregg with an extra 'g' why for fuck's sake, why ??

Sky TV

A c*nt's trick and no mistake. I pay my licence fee to watch TV without adverts, why would I wish to pay through the nose to watch your bilge and still get the frigging ads - EH ??

I wouldn't cross the road to piss on Murdoch if he was on fire, and as for that nauseous toss-pot son of his..

..need I say more ?