So not content with spunking out 60 quid a month on Sky TV you now want to join a gym to work off all those fatty snacks you gorged on in front Murdoch's inane gogglebox - surprised the antipodean buffoon hasn't cottoned on to that scam himself. So now that you've joined up to your pony a month contract it's downhill all the way right? - a few sessions on the cross-trainer watching soaps and it'll be 3hr marathons in no time.
But IT DOESN'T work like that you bollock-brain. Fitness requires a dedication that 90% of delusional middle-class morons have no hope of achieving. Want to get fit on the cheap? Eat less crap and run round the block a couple of times a week. While you at it transfer your direct debit from the Gym to Save the Children - feeling better already aren't you?
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